Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

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Oh No! My Cat Is Turning Into A Demon!

November 6, 2007

     OK, I just returned from an adventure. THE AMAZING WALK UP THE HILL IN THE FREEZING ARCTIC. Actually, the “Freezing Arctic” is my front yard. Anyways, about my demon cat…

I emerged from the arctic and I let my cats in, after chasing my dogs to make them leave the kitties alone. I got on the laptop, and was logging into WordPress, when I discovered my cat, Dandy, growling. Then I heard the Angel Kitty, Gary, start meowing painfully. I ran to see what was happening. Demon Cat was biting Angel Kitty on the neck, and it was hurting the poor creature! I pulled Gary out and hissed at Dandy and Eggnog threw him in the dungeon! (Outside) I had saved the Angel Kitty! I guess it’s my SuperMousey genes kicking in!!!

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Feisty Lady

August 30, 2007

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Lady, our new horse, is awesome! She is so sweet! She even likes it here! She is getting along with the other horses well. Guess what?! I even rode her bareback! That is with no saddle. I didn’t use a rein either! Isn’t she pretty?! Noah is too scared to ride her! I was scared the first time I rode her bareback, too. But, it’s easier than you’d think. You just have to find your balance. I hope Noah gets on. I LOVE LADY!

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SuperMousey’s Second Save

August 19, 2007

“RING! RING! RING! Emergency! Emergency! Firefly in distress! We need you SuperMousey!” rang SuperMousey’s phone. SuperMousey was about to bite into his Mousey chow when he heard the news. “Oh no! Not again! What happened to the firefly?” The phone answered in an almost robotic tone. “The firefly is about to commit suicide!” SuperMousey screamed and jumped into the MouseMobile. He grabbed his map and zoomed off toward the park.

SuperMousey finally got to the park. It was a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky! But he didn’t have time to admire the blue sky! he had to save the firefly! He ran around until his MouseySenses told him that the firefly was in a tree. He put on his cape and flew to the topmost part of the tallest tree in the park. He grabbed the firefly just as it jumped off the branch. “Little firefly, why were you about to jump off that branch?” SuperMousey asked. Then the firefly said, “The other fireflies called me ugly!” SuperMousey laughed. “They’re just jealous! you are a very handsome little firefly!” “Really?” asked the firefly, wiping away his tears. “Yeah!” exclaimed SuperMousey.

the day after SuperMousey saved the little firefly, he became prince of the Firefly Kingdom.

THE END.

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Cuteness Beyond Belief

June 2, 2007

    Hi everybody! My little Pomeranian, Chipper, had a bath today after getting poop all down his butt. Guess who had to get it off?! ME! It was SOOOO gross. Even the water turned brown! Anyway, after the bath, I wrapped him in a towel. It was so cute. I wrapped him up like a baby, you know, with only his face showing. He looked very pitiful. His eyes got even MORE beady when I took the towel off. He must have liked it because he didn’t move. His legs were in the air. His wet fur was soaking the floor! He is a giant puffball, who, after a bath, likes to wrap up in a towel and sleep.