Womanless Beauty Pageant

Oh Lord, it was hilarious!!!! The guys had dresses on, and had HUGE fake boobs and butts. Two of the male teachers did it, too. They had wigs, and make-up, and then they danced to songs. The first one was really funny; he danced to the song that says, “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” A couple of the guys had shirts that came up a little bit, so you could see their stomachs. AHHHH! TB, the hottest guy in school was doing that, too. He was /so/ the best one out there, besides one of the teachers. One of the teachers— the one that went up against TB for the title of queen— kissed a boy from the audience on the cheek! It was hilarious, they all looked like DRAG QUEENS!! And there were these girls who dressed up REALLY like gangsters/rappers, and were the boys’ “boyfriends.” They had fake stubble, hats turned to the side, baggy jeans where you could see their “boxers” and a lot more. I am still laughing thinking about it.