An Awesome Wedding!

My Dad’s friend, Danny, just got married to his new wife, Lisa. (Not my mom.) At first, Nog and me decided we would go. Then Noah said he didn’t want to because weddings were “boring and long.” So, Dad said Jennifox could go with us. He dropped Noah off at her house, and picked up Jennifox. We listened to my new Ipod Nano-Video, specifically Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. We drove for about 1/2 an hour to 40 minutes, maybe an hour. We got to this fancy church with a playground outside. I was wearing a black and white dress, mostly black, that had a white ribbon tie around my waist.  It showed my shoulders, too, so I was freezing, but I looked good. Me and Jennifox’s hair was in a beret.  Jennifox was wearing some of my black pants, a blue belt, and a pink long shirt. We both had on make-up, and we both wore pretty necklaces and earrings. We walked into the church, and sat down in the fourth row on the left side. We couldn’t take photos, which sucked. A little while later, the groom came and met the minister. He talked, and then the ring boy came and he was trying so hard to keep a straight face, his lips were puckered. It was so funny. And then, the flower girls came, and kept reminding each other that they needed to put the flowers all over the floor. And then, the bride. She was so pretty. Her dad was leading her up the aisle, and he stepped on the tail of her dress. She didn’t trip thankfully. Then the minister was all like, “Yeah…so do you DLBJr., take LDR as your lawfully wedded wife?” *cry* *sniffle* “I…I do.” *dad laughs here* Then we all took some pictures, and as we were leaving, I asked Dad “Don’t we get to ride in the limo, too?” Dad was like, “Yeah…lemme check first, though.” Guess what? ME AND JENNIFOX GOT TO RIDE IN AN AWESOME WHITE STRETCH LIMO! But, the driver was all like….deaf. Anyways, my dad was picking up the phone, and he said, “V.M.W, we are in route.” That was funny, too. Then we all chanted for the newly wedded to kiss. They did. Then the bride said, “Don’t I get to poke my head out of the sunroof?” *reaches upward* “Well, there’s not one…” Then we got to the wedding reception. We had some…well….strange food, awesome music, and a lot of fun dancing. Guess who got to dance first? Me and my daddy. It was fun. Then we got to throw rice at the newly wedded, and we went home. Now I am sitting here typing this with my hair still up, my earrings still in, gum in my mouth, and my night gown on. Thanks, and good night!

This Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

I made this thing using paint.net. Me and Nogg got a laptop for Christmas, so my dad gave it to his friend to fix and to get internet on it.  Now spamming is not just annoying emails. It’s something like, when you’re on the neoboards, and say you’re trying to roleplay, and some noob comes and posts something like “MUSHROOM BACON!” That’s spamming, and it drives me crazy. So I made this:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/Alena_Armstrong/scaryspamdog.png

The Evil Dentist

I went to the dentist today. It was a cloudy day. But when I arrived, I was welcomed by the super-awesome secretary. I sat down in the chair. A pretty lady walked in. She grabbed a Metal Hook and scraped away at my plaque. EW! and OW! She was so rough, it felt like my gums were on fire! It sucked. (Oops, sorry Dad.) It was very bad.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Okay, he is cute! He wears make-up and is a really great musician. Wait…did I say he was cute?! NO WAY!!!! He’s HOT!!!!

RANDOMNESS!!!!

For some reason, I just thought of the word “horseradish.”

I love Green Day!

My dog hates Christmas! (Insert surprised gasp here)

The word bubble makes me laugh.

Peanutfanatic’s mom just walked in on her in the bathroom, and I was on the phone with her.

Reasons Why I’m Crazy

1. I reenact Sponge Bob episodes and YouTube videos in the shower.

2. If I have a Soda, then I bounce off the walls.

3. Barbie Clones intimidate me.

4. I shout random things

5. I will laugh out loud in the middle of class because I remembered something that happened yesterday.

6. I got PeanutFanatic a tiny present, and I think the giant bow on it is cute.

7. I will laugh at something that no one else thinks is funny.

8. My little brother drives me crazy to the point I want to rip my hair out.

9. I can’t use a normal voice around my dog. It’s more like, “Hedow, baby. You’re so hweet.”

10. I make lists of why I’m crazy.

Neopets Roleplaying

Okay, most of my loyal readers know that I play Neopets. It’s kinda childish, but it’s cool. Anyways, there’s this neoboard. it’s roleplay. You get to make up your own character, plot, and character’s personality. It’s like a story. For example:

Person #1 says:

And then Jessica ran to the fence to avoid the kidnapper

Person #2 says:

The kidnapper ran after her, but couldn’t cross the fence. He screamed in frustration.

Like that. And there are 2 things peeps say. OOC and BIC. OOC is Out Of Character and BIC is Back In Character. There is semi literate and literate. Literate is where you use PERFECT grammar, and make minimum mistakes and typos. Semi-Literate is where you use partially good grammar.

There are rules, too. Like this:

Rules:

1. Be nice

2. Neopet’s rules apply

3. Use OOC

4. If I say leave, then leave.

5. No GM (Godmoding, controlling other characters) or PP (Powerplay, creating unwanted plot twists)

6. Have fun!

I think that’s it. You can use google images to make photos of your roleplay characters. Me and peanutfanatic did. I have like, 4. they are here:

http://www.neopets.com/~Jerry37072

There’s Jennifer, Jac, Raiyne, and Alena.

Like it? It’s awesome to me!

Oooooh….New Spiffy Nicknames

Okay, I have decided that “The Witch” is not really a witch. She is more like a bat. She can hear the tiniest whisper in the classroom. It’s weird! But it’s like super cool, too, ya know? And “Temperamental Faerie” is a Hawk. She circles the classroom, and watches us. When we do something bad or against the rules, she notices. And she will peck your eyeballs out. (Metaphorically of course.) Bat and Hawk.