I am doing a Social studies project. I am writing a report on the Terra Cotta soldiers. And I am doing sculptures of them. Hey, they all have different features! Some are midgets, some have messed up faces, some are perfect. Hiya! Bam! Slam! 100 A!
Remember how I told you there was a cow loose? Yeah, well at school today, we were doing math and we heard screaming. The teachers in the copyroom jumped on the desks and were screaming cuz there was a mouse in there! It was hilarious! Our teacher said to go back to the classroom and sit in our desks, feet up. Then we switched classes, and we went to the bathroom. There was a sign on the door that said:
“Wanted Dead Or Alive:
Mighty Mouse
(Photo of mouse here)
You Can Run, But You
Cannot Hide!”
Yes, a door at my school said that!
This is a pointless post I was talking about.
Dad (Mack) is cooking turkey. The delicious one he was shooting on Ginger’s blog….and my stomach is crawling with hunger. Oh dear…..now I can smell it.
We had a Thanksgiving lunch at school the other day (Well, last week) and the turkey was green! Yes, GREEN. G-R-E-E-N. I am at a loss for words. I was disgusted. I mean…Yuck.
I was on the bus this morning and they guys said, “Yes, you heard me. A truck tipped over and there is a cow on the loose.” I was all like, “What the crap? A cow? Oh….hahahahahahhahahahaha!” The little kindergartener next to me looked at me with piercing eyes. I felt stupid. IN FRONT OF A KINDERGARTENER! Then the radio went to some commercial with Coronas and a guys screaming….
I want some snow, WordPress. I just talked to my friend CP in Indiana and they already have snow. I want a White Christmas! I’m dreaming of a whiiiiiite…..Chriiiiiiistmaaaaaaaas…..Sorry. That was random.
OK, so far, I have to memorize 24 helping verbs by December 13, I have a Social Studies project due on Egypt on December 17, I have Invention Convention coming up after Christmas, I have to do a practice Future Problem Solving packet next week, Eggnog’s birthday is coming in January, and I have the Qualifying Round for Future Problem Solving coming up in February. Plus, my birthday in March. Does it ever end?
On Saturday, Aunt B. showed me how to Polka Dance. I wasn’t dancing. I as getting thrown halfway across the room. Itgave me quite a scare. I thought, Hey, maybe I can learn this dance pretty quick and be good at it, forget Soulja Boy. Yeah….not so much. Aunt B. grabbed my arms and we “danced”. She jumped, I went flying. This memory shall haunt me forever. (No offense, Aunt B.)
I was practicing just a few moments ago. (Dad closed my door. Grr!) I was playing the Holly and The Ivy. The “G” key is messed up. It goes like half note, quarter note, quarter note, for I don’t know HOW many measures. I would do a series of “G”s and it would go, “Lala laa laa SQUEAK!” Lala laa laa SQUEAK!” And no, I wasn’t biting the reed which makes it go SQUEAK! It makes me mad! And then, I decided I was stressed and started to play some other song in my book that was 7 measures long. It goes “G, Low E, Low D, Low E….” My version went something like, “G, Low E, SQEEEEEEEAK, Low E, SQUEEEEEEEAK!” It completely sucks. I cannot play a Low “D” of a low “E” right. Why? My thing is crapping out on me. It second class, anyway. But it’s a good ‘phone otherwise. I am angry, and blogging calms me down. So if you see 20 other pointless posts, you know I’m extremely stressed.
Cuz of this Writer’s Strike, Moonlight is not showing next week. Not for 3 freaking weeks! What is up with that?! Why can’t I watch my show for 3 weeks?! I am angry!
