Guess what!

I got my ears pierced! My earrings are my birthstone! I finally did it!

If the Shoe Fits, Wear It.

You have all heard of the phrase “If the shoe fits, wear it.” Yeah well, my dad told me this story. Here goes….

Three scientists went to Africa. They were looking for the rare Foo Bird. The first scientist, Bob, went looking for the Foo Bird. And he went under a tree, looked up and this giant glob of poop hit him in the head and went all over him. He ran back to the lab and took a shower. Three days later, Bob died. The second scientist, John, also went looking for the Foo Bird. He was careful not to get under a tree. Because well, he didn’t want to get pooped on. Without thinking, he walked under a tree. (suspenseful music here) And he got pooped on. He thought, Oh, it’s just a coincidence that Bob died. So, he took a shower. Three days later, John died. The next day, the third scientist, Billy, was crushed by his co-worker’s deaths. He knew he had to be brave and continue the quest for the Foo Bird. So, he went under a tree. He looked up, and SPLAT! Poop landed on him and covered his whole body. He decided not to wash it off. Then it came to be SO SMELLY that he had to take a shower. Three days later, he died. The lesson in the story is “If the Foo (S word here)s, wear it.

AUGGGH!!!!! TNT, You Better Read This!!!

OK, many of you that comment on my blog know me personally. If not, it would be kinda pointless for you to read these next few lines…

OK, if you have ever heard me talk, do I cuss? I think not!!! I don’t use swear words. GUESS WHAT?! Neopets suspended me AGAIN for CUSSING! And I didn’t even cuss! I don’t know where the idiots saw me cuss, because it is impossible!!!! Maybe someone got on my account and said something to get me banned. If it was you, peanutfanatic, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!! My account is suspended for 69 hours!!!! That’s over 2 days!!!! TNT, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! Help my neopets life!

http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=blue_bunny998

You have got to go to that link! You will help me a ton! This is a referral for neopets.com. I will get a prize for every few people that sign up. You don’t even have to play. Just make an account and then never play! But you should give a chance! Please?!

I Love You Greenday!!!

The band Greenday is awesome! The main singer is kind of cute….but he looks like he wears make-up. I only heard one song, and I knew that this band ruled! Go to youtube and search boulevard of broken dreams-greenday. The video is amazing. Check them out! Give em a chance if you don’t think you like them….

Do Dogs Bark In Different Ways In Other Countries?

I say, yes. In Mexico, their barks would something like “El Barko!” And In China it would be “Chang Yip!” Germany, “Kneebeeflumbark!” And in France, “Le woof!” Well, that’s what I think.

We Got Another Horse!

yay! We got another horse! If you’re looking for a picture, go to my dad’s blog! He will have one up quicker than I will. He’s beautiful!

I Think My Brother Needs to see a Psychiatrist

I’m serious ya’ll. He has gone crazy. Let me tell you what happened.

I was quietly playing Neopets, and Eggnog was happily signing up for an internet game…and he asked nicely for my help. I got up, and walked over to the computer to help him, and I tried to help him, I said “I can’t help. We tried entering that, and it didn’t work, so click the Help link.” He kept trying, and looking it up, getting more and frustrated, when he finally screamed at me red faced and tearful, “HELP ME!” And I said no because well…he said it in a really mean way. When I didn’t say yes, he yelled at me again, “HELP ME NOOOOOOW!” Then, I said “Try dictionary.com.” He screamed that he did. And he said “GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!!!!” I definitely did not want to help him because he was being a jerk, and then he said “I AM GOING TO CLOSE THE LAPTOP SO YOU CAN’T PLAY ON THAT DUMB WEBSITE! UUUUUUUGGGGHHH!” Then he slammed it shut, smacked me, and threw a shoe at me. That’s when I started crying. I ran to my room and hid from my brother. Yes, I hid from my brother. Then I called Dad and he came up and CALMLY talked to him. I expected him to come zooming up the hill (he was at the cabin) and give Eggnog a HUGE lecture with lots of yelling. But he didn’t. Probably because we had company. Then I waited. And then I started to write this.

There’s your proof that my brother can be evil, and has gone crazy!

If this offends you, I am writing this whilst I am very mad.

IT IS FINALLY FALL!

OMG, have any of you stepped outside these last few days? The weather is amazing! In the morning and in the evening it’s cool. In the afternoon it’s warm. GUESS WHAT?! Last night, it could have snowed! It went under 40 degrees. I am not kidding. OMG! Too bad swimming season is over!

Aunt B.

OK,  most of the people who read my blog know wh0 Aunt B is. For those of you who don’t….read this. SHE THROWS TAMPONS AT PEOPLE’S HEADS! I was politely getting her purse for her, and when I turned around…..BING! A tampon hits me in the head! (Thankfully, it wasn’t used) Aunt B, if you are reading this….I told you I was gonna post about you. Anyway, she is not COMPLETELY weird. She is pretty nice. And, she knows how to make a cake! My friend Jennifox (jennifox.wordpress.com) came over, and Aunt B helped us make a cake…..It turned out pretty flat and dry. The baking powder was very  old, so it didn’t rise. It wasn’t that bad, though. The icing was so freaking good! Well, that’s about it!